Slowest air shipping ever

I swear to god this is the slowest 2-day air shipment ever (and yea I know I got screwed with the holdiday). Since when does DHL do the dirty work for USPS?

• Jun 01, 2004 11:30:00 AM TAMPA FL ARRIVED AT USPS.
• May 28, 2004 07:58:00 AM TAMPA FL ARRIVED DHL FACILITY.
• May 28, 2004 12:32:00 AM WILMINGTON OH PROCESSED AT SORT FACILITY.
• May 27, 2004 11:58:00 AM WILMINGTON OH PROCESSED AT SORT FACILITY.
• May 26, 2004 10:54:00 PM ALLENTOWN PA PROCESSED AT SORT FACILITY.
• May 26, 2004 06:01:04 PM PA PA US SHIPPED