Looking for a WordPress templater

Anyone out there willing to make a WordPress template? Thinking about moving MobileTracker over to WordPress (and a new server, but hey that’s my job). It will be a new design, but it will be different than most WordPress templates. I have already hacked the URLs to match the current ones, but I need help in these areas:

1) The categories list should be like it is on the current site, not a big list.

2) Archives need to only list first x words or headlines, can’t have full posts because it is just too big.

3) Insert ads thoughout the site, inbetween posts on the index and archives

If this sounds up your alley, let me know (comment please). I’ll reward you well for your time. The new design is related to CarbWire’s if that helps.