Dimensional warp generator needed

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This is the best spam I have ever gotten… In fact I have gotten it twice (making it even more funny). Feel free to share your best spam.

From:michaelk@bahn.de
Subject: Dimensional Warp Generator Needed

Hello,

I’m a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Since nobody here seems to be able to get me what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a simple time travel circut to get where I need myself. I am going to need an easy to follow picture diagram for a simple time travel circut, which can be built out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email me any schematics you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me I can use Or if you have the rechargeable AMD dimensional warp generator wrist watch unit available, and are 100% certain you have a (secure) means of delivering it to me please also reply. Send a separate email to me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com.

Do not reply back directly to this email as it will only be bounced back to you.

Thank You

Update: this guy is for real… Wired tracked him down!

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4 Responses to “Dimensional warp generator needed”

  1. Chris says:

    I have a Dimensional Warp Generator if anybody needs to use it, they can just ask.

  2. Daniel McCoy says:

    You are so lucky, I never get any good mail.

  3. Raena says:

    Oh man, you got it too! That’ll teach me, I gotta read this more often.

    I got one postdated tomorrow. So he must really be a timetraveller. *derp*

  4. No Dimensional Warp Generator for me!

    After receiving the Dimensional Warp Generator and teleportation dropoff emails, I was intrigued enough to check out the alleged delivery point on Monday, July 28, 2003. The location was only ten minutes from work and I figured, why not?…

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