117
That’s the number of spams I received in a 24 test period ranging from 12:01AM 10/02/03 to 12:01AM 10/03/03. To put some perspective on that:
- If I got a dime for each message, that’d be $80 a week
- Without considering inflation/deflation, I get 43,000 spams a year
- Considering I’ll live 60 more years (if I don’t go skydiving again), that will mean 2.5 million more spams have my name on it
- If I bought each product, I’d have a 4 foot long penis, 18 mortgages, 45 part time jobs and a perpetual woody to show off my new found length
If the spams I recieve ever lived up to their end of the deal, I would have jugs the size of watermellons, and have constant female orgasms. Which would be interesting considering that I’m a man.
Awesome post. Made me laugh ;-).
While reading your post an email arrived and it says:
Subject: Adelyn Magic pills will make you a BIGGER MAN!!
Body: NEW on the Market SsuperVia.graa!!! The Weekend Pill
Nothing like it. It acts quicker and lasts much longer! More Info
Heh heh. Cool-ness.