Jack White, a younger Michael Jackson

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No no he doesn’t rape kids, Jack White just looks like Michael Jackson. Even a little whiter if you can believe that. This is the second Twins Series thus far. And if you didn’t hear, Jack White got arrested for this.

Michael Jackson and Jack White are twins

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19 Responses to “Jack White, a younger Michael Jackson”

  1. Jeb says:

    he looks like micheal Jackson alright… and I’m Jane Fonda

  2. Mary says:

    Jack white…. Michael Jackson… jack… hmm… the only thing they have in common is a J-A-C-K in their names… hey? Jane Fonda visited this website??

  3. just call me Suzy Lee says:

    well for one thing, michael jackson is black.

    um…hm…also (to state the obvious) michael jackson looks like hes had a little work done.

    the only thing they have in common is longer, black hair (which jack died, by the way), and they are both pale.

    again, to state the obvious, jack white is a brilliant guitar player and musician (not to mention incredibly hott. jackSON is a child moleter. not hott.

    yeah, so they look VAUGELY alike. so, what. all of you losers think you look like some celebrity (which you dont) 🙂 lol.

  4. nat says:

    Hahaha!!!

    OK Michael Jackson looks horrible on THIS photo but the man was HOOOOOT back in the early 90’s!!! ( Don’t tell me that michael was not hot in his videos Black or White, or Give in to me cause I will assume that you’re a liar!!!!)

    Michael Jackson was hotter than Jack White is!

    By the way I looove Jack..

    What they have in common is their talent!

    They are both my men!

  5. porter says:

    mike and jack are both really friggin awesome artists. both of them bare an uncanny resemblence to one another.
    MIKE AND JACK ARE MUSICAL GODS!!!!!!!!:)

  6. notobsessive says:

    i love jack white. hes hott. michael jacksons not.

  7. meagain says:

    jack white could rape me…

  8. Ava says:

    i think jack white is beautiful but i couldn’t say the same thing about michael.

  9. donjohnson says:

    jackson is a nigger

  10. diana says:

    jack white does not look like michael jackson jack is fucking hot as hell this pisses me off!

  11. diana says:

    jack white does not look like michael jackson jack is fucking hot as hell this pisses me off!

  12. diana says:

    jack white does not look like michael jackson jack is fucking hot as hell this pisses me off!

  13. bitch he don’t fucking look like no damn michael jackson ok you need to get your fucking eyes st8 or something HELL no hoe you got me fuckin mad he dont look like no michael sometimes i wonder bout you hoes oh and other words Ava get ya damn mouth st8 about black ppl cause im blk ok bitch and suzy lee you fuckin hore michael is not ya man he dont want you ok get it st8 he to old fo yo ass ok bitch thank you bye have a nice day oh and what the hell is friggin …… take that shit back somewhere ealse hoe ya make ya self look bad about him ok and who the hell you callin losers mary cause i aint no fuckin loser and who said we look like celebrity hmmmm ……. just as i thought hoe dont say shit if ya aint heard or see it typed down get that shit st8 boo and dont think you fuckin perfect cause ya not Nat stop stillin the name dirty diana ok boo

  14. Jeb bitch he don’t fucking look like no damn michael jackson ok you need to get your fucking eyes st8 or something HELL no hoe you got me fuckin mad he dont look like no michael sometimes i wonder bout you hoes oh and other words Donjohnson get ya damn mouth st8 about black ppl cause im blk ok bitch and Nat you fuckin hore michael is not ya man he dont want you ok get it st8 he to old fo yo ass ok bitch thank you bye have a nice day oh and what the hell is friggin …… take that shit back somewhere ealse hoe ya make ya self look bad about him ok and who the hell you callin losers Suzy Lee cause i aint no fuckin loser and who said we look like celebrities anyway ……. just as i thought hoe dont say shit if ya aint heard or see it typed down get that shit st8 boo and dont think you fuckin perfect cause ya not , Nat stop stillin the name dirty diana ok boo thats a song hoe

  15. porter says:

    none ya bussiness whats yer fuckin problem? so these people want to point out that micheal and jack look the same yu dont have to be so damn negative cos it isnt right and it isnt nice. bye.

  16. porter says:

    none ya bussiness friggin’, my dear, is a proper way of saying the word fucking. and its also a word. g2g . fooook off!!

    “Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound, fuck outta here if you ain’t down with the clown!”
    – Insane
    Clown
    Posse

  17. sosavvy says:

    Jackson? White?
    Whoever even says Michael Jackson and Jack White in the same sentence is a damn fool. Jack White and Michael Jackson have apsolutely nothing in common, exept they both have mugshots. what kind of crackhead would call them twins? Jack has naturally white skin. Can’t say the same for Jackson. Jack is adorable. Jackson is not.

  18. lataneesha says:

    some of u are a little confused about mj’s skin disorder, let me tell u since i am a black girl who’s mother has had this disorder:

    michael jackson is a black man he has a tragic skin disorder which destroys all the melanocytypes in the skin causing white patches all over the body. in 1984 he was first diagnosed for having it nobody knew because it wasnt all that of a change he was only one shade lighter then later he had to use white make up because it became so extent imagine a white skinned person painting themselves black on every inch of their body or vice versa it would be very silly. you can see the condition, family/friends and anyone who has virtually seen michael up close can see that he has a few black spots underneath that thin coat of white make up. believe i should know about this dicease i first had it 6 years ago. in his videos black or white, childhood and they dont care about us he rips his shirt and you can his dark pigment and light pigment.He has stated several times that he suffers from a heriditary skin disease known as Vitiligo. Vitiligo literally strips the skin of its pigmentation – turning it not pink, but stark porceline white.
    He wears a mask often times when outside (or uses an umbrella) because Vitiligo makes his skin even more sensitive to the sun (you might say allergic to the sun.) Actually long sleeves and a hat are standard for him. He has stated that he inherited this skin disease from his father’s side of the family and because it results in splotches of discolored skin, he uses makeup to even the complexion so it isn’t unsightly.
    Michael’s Vitiligo covers roughly 80% of his body now, therefore he wears very light makeup for coverage. Yes, there are even some extremely rare photos of Michael that show the splotches of existing brown patches. Even one of his music videos shows the splotches for a short 5 seconds. It is real, not chemically induced.
    He has also stated that the condition set in around the time of the “Thriller” album. The following article explains the skin disease and its emotional impact very clearly, he is a very beautiful man inside and out, SO…now you know! Vitiligo–or “Michael Jackson’s Disease”, whatever you call it – it is an emotionally traumatic skin disease that strips the coloring (pigmentation) from your skin. We aren’t talking just pale, but stripped of any color at all – porcelin white. SO that’s why Michael Jackson wears heavy makeup and a mask occasionally! I can only imagine with how very sensitive of an individual as Mr. Jackson is, how difficult this must be for him. This is undoubtedly why he doesn’t speak out much about it. SEE, it’s nothing warped, weird, bizarre or sinister. BUT, it does require some compassion FROM YOU. It should never be the topic of jokes. It requires understanding, not slamming! For more information visit: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Stage/2943/skin.html

    jackwhite is a loser ok, mj was hot before he had the dicease and even after, though most sick people (like in the hospital) don’t exactly look as good when they were healthy, but mj is still the hottest thing in my opinion

  19. Jack White’s arrest mugshot

    They won’t let you wear red ‘n’ white in prison, bitch. Better get used to dressing up all goth-like. We all knew that the White Stripes frontman has been booked by Detroit cops for allegedly beating up Jason Stollsteimer….

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